For years after returning from the war, I found it very difficult to sleep alone. I felt completely exposed. Even today, I sleep more soundly if there is someone in bed beside me.
When I was in the war, at which time I was also working at an offshore oil rig, at which time I was also involved in my first marriage, at which time I was also sending my first daughter to French boarding school, at which time I was also raising my first daughter on my boat...
I was jerking it to sonograms, like a normal person.
All of them. As an older, more experienced lover with the patience and knowledge to teach people how to have sex (in the missionary position only ), I'm sure each and every one of them learned so much about the subtlety and adventure involved in missionary position sex.
Is it normal that I dread sleep without my girlfriend next to me
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For years after returning from the war, I found it very difficult to sleep alone. I felt completely exposed. Even today, I sleep more soundly if there is someone in bed beside me.
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Who were you sleeping with during the war?
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What an ignorant question.
When I was in the war, at which time I was also working at an offshore oil rig, at which time I was also involved in my first marriage, at which time I was also sending my first daughter to French boarding school, at which time I was also raising my first daughter on my boat...
I was jerking it to sonograms, like a normal person.
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Who did you sleep with on the Apollo 11?
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All of them. As an older, more experienced lover with the patience and knowledge to teach people how to have sex (in the missionary position only ), I'm sure each and every one of them learned so much about the subtlety and adventure involved in missionary position sex.
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You're all the same person.
Adolf Hitler.
What an ignorant question.
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Elder.ButtFuckingNaked
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You pretend to sail the world from your mother's basement.
How so?
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Having someone on watch may only give one a false sense of security, but that is enough to get a bit of sleep.
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Elder.ButtFuckingNaked
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You pretend to sail the world from your mother's basement.
But how is that related to sleeping with someone? The question was about sleeping in a bed with someone.
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I give up.
You pretend to sail the world from your mother's basement.
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You pretend to sail the internet from your father's basement.