Is it normal that I don't know what's real?

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    10 years ago | pl

    What does VHATC-L2 say about my Sentient life?

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago | pl

      Fuck him.

      The HVAC-129ers from a galaxy far...far away say...

      You're hot and your boyfriend is lucky to have you. Keep rocking his world.

      Suckonthis9's sentience is near zero, 'cause he has a small penis and the HVAC-129ers are taking care of the needs of the VHATC=L2 spouses...because they have tiny genitals.

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      • myboyfriendsbitch
        10 years ago | pl

        OMG, I'm starting to think you guys really do talk to aliens!

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago | pl

          Of course we do. Duh.

          ..well I do. I don't know about this crazy guy suckonthis9. I think he farms mushrooms and repeats what they tell him to say...

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          • suckonthis9
            10 years ago | pl

            Violation.

            Please see Rule #13 & Rule #8.

            RAPE!!!; Repeat Offender, Infringement, Contempt.

            Criminal.

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    • suckonthis9
      10 years ago | pl

      That information is not disclosed.

      The VHATC-L2 do not [usually] monitor Sentient life forms.

      Your Sentience and Ethics will be reviewed at the expiry of your energetic life.

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      • myboyfriendsbitch
        10 years ago | pl

        Dammit. They have messages for everyone else - Why not me, VHATC-L2? I just want to feel special!

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        • suckonthis9
          10 years ago | pl

          Nonstandard, Archaic.

          Please do not use the Nonstandard variant Archaic term relating to a fictitious nether world.

          Thank you.

          The creature need not worry.
          The creature is a unique Sentient and Ethical life form.
          The creature is instructed to be happy.

          -The latter, a message from the VHATC-L2.

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