Is it normal that I despise typical teen-fiction on wattpad?

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  • cȱɱpɩɛx
    10 years ago | pl

    Bella woke up and saw that the other one, what's he called? Wayne? Or something. Well, he was there and his teeth were all shiny so he'd been out doing some vamping. She sighed. Then he sighed. Then they both sighed. Why is life so hard? Then Wayne got up and went out and Bella got up and went out. Then they were outside. They did a bit more sighing. Then he kissed her on the throat. Then she sighed.

    Pizza for lunch at Mofos, he announced in a mock tudor accent.

    Any "sides?", asked the waitress and sighed. No side, she sighed.

    Then Wayne pissed off on his motorbike and got on everyone's nerves for a bit.

    I sighed. And I'm the one writing this.

    Just bugger off, Wayne! I'm sick of the bloody sight of you now.

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    • charli.m
      10 years ago | pl

      I really like your comments.

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    • RomeoDeMontague
      10 years ago | pl

      Too much sighing. LMBO

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    • gummy_jr
      10 years ago | pl

      That's the stuff you see on there? /:

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      • cȱɱpɩɛx
        10 years ago | pl

        Never. My work bears no similarity to the work you shall find there. My work is:

        * poorly researched (I honestly can't put my finger on Wayne's real name... I'm thinking Barry now)

        * possessed of self-awareness and tricksy devices such as the "fourth wall"

        * insincere

        The work you will find on the website is the exact opposite in that it is extremely well-researched tripe with sincerity bleeding from every gaping wound of a paragraph. Also, none of it contains a pizza joint called Mofos. I threw that in for whimsy.

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