Well lately I've been dreaming about that foxy French Poodle down the block. The other day when she stopped to raise her leg (that's when I saw clearly that she is a female) to take a piss on my front lawn I saw a certain dreamy-eyed look as she gazed at me watching her out my living room window. So I don't know. Maybe the feeling is mutual? I've stocked up on condoms just in case. I'm suspicious of this German Sheppard I've seen digging around the neighborhood, so it pays to be careful. Don't want to catch anything he's got.
Is It Normal that I constantly dream about falling in love with dogs?
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Well lately I've been dreaming about that foxy French Poodle down the block. The other day when she stopped to raise her leg (that's when I saw clearly that she is a female) to take a piss on my front lawn I saw a certain dreamy-eyed look as she gazed at me watching her out my living room window. So I don't know. Maybe the feeling is mutual? I've stocked up on condoms just in case. I'm suspicious of this German Sheppard I've seen digging around the neighborhood, so it pays to be careful. Don't want to catch anything he's got.