IIN that I cant stand the grammar police!!

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  • orinoco
    11 years ago | pl

    So why not take the liberty and write like this:

    S'is ßeit is~ full ow s'em, piepel hu a quick tu dschadsch~ ßam-oann änd s'ähr oppinnjens bäist on sperllin-end grämmer.

    Fähr inaff if ßam-oann häs~ oorfull sperllin-end grämmer it känn bi frasträitin, aim torkin-ebaut s'e kommenß s'ät get mäid ouwer smorl mistäiks.

    Ai kahnt orlwäis~ bi bos'od tu juhß epoßtrofies~ etßetera, s'ät dasnt mäik mi än iddiöt, läisi? jes, iddiöt? nou.

    (Note: s~ denotes an s as in the Elisabeth, while s' is a lisped s.)

    I know at least three countries in the world where this text would be read without difficulties, and you would probably understand it easily when you heard it.

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    • Captain_Kegstand
      11 years ago | pl

      What countries would these be? (i'm curious, not trying to be a douche nozzle)

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      • orinoco
        11 years ago | pl

        Austria, Germany, Switzerland (in alphabetical order).
        Oostria, Dschörmeni, Suitzerländ that is...

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        • Captain_Kegstand
          11 years ago | pl

          Ah, I see. I'm unfortunately from the mid western United States, so there is not a lot of cultural exposure here! I was able to read through your message, but only with slow reading and thought!

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      11 years ago | pl

      I read it aloud. I got most of it.

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