You should probably follow him around and find out where he lives, then start stealing his things and build them into an altar in your room with his picture in the center and then sacrifice small animals to him and draw pictures with their blood.
You should never initiate a conversation with him though, because that would be weird.
All vertebrates, certainly. Insects have an equivalent analog. All animals metabolize oxygen, and need some system that includes the liquid transport thereof.
Well after attending the seminar in Tennessee I was in total shock. The man who gave the seminar was drunk and he threw up while speaking and then he proceeded to laugh and call us names. We paid him $385.76 and he also stood on top of a desk and said Hitler is alive and well here in Tennessee. He then left and came back 2 minutes later dressed as a woman and started to apologize for the weird behavior that was just witnessed. This is the best part He was dressed as a woman and he said his name was Naudia or Nautica or yea anyway he thought that we were not going to recognize that it was him dressed as a woman. This was the most shocking sight I have ever seen in my 79 years on earth. After someone in the audience started yelling at him for his money back he started to do a strip dance and even turned up some music and it was a song playing Dont you forget about me. I am still in shock. A group of people tied him up and called the police.
IIN that I can't stop thinking about a guy I don't know?
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You should probably follow him around and find out where he lives, then start stealing his things and build them into an altar in your room with his picture in the center and then sacrifice small animals to him and draw pictures with their blood.
You should never initiate a conversation with him though, because that would be weird.
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Not all animals have blood.
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All require some sort of vascular fluid that supplies organs with nutrients and removes waste.
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So all animals have blood?
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All vertebrates, certainly. Insects have an equivalent analog. All animals metabolize oxygen, and need some system that includes the liquid transport thereof.
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So all animals have blood?
Yeah, I was definitely thinking about the "weird" part about initiating a conversation with him...
Then again, the first part of your advice makes a lot more sense. Thanks!
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Well after attending the seminar in Tennessee I was in total shock. The man who gave the seminar was drunk and he threw up while speaking and then he proceeded to laugh and call us names. We paid him $385.76 and he also stood on top of a desk and said Hitler is alive and well here in Tennessee. He then left and came back 2 minutes later dressed as a woman and started to apologize for the weird behavior that was just witnessed. This is the best part He was dressed as a woman and he said his name was Naudia or Nautica or yea anyway he thought that we were not going to recognize that it was him dressed as a woman. This was the most shocking sight I have ever seen in my 79 years on earth. After someone in the audience started yelling at him for his money back he started to do a strip dance and even turned up some music and it was a song playing Dont you forget about me. I am still in shock. A group of people tied him up and called the police.