IIN that I can’t stand people who bury their face in their phone

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  • You are middle age. Hate to break it to you but you are middle age.

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    • 20 is middle age now??? 🤤🤤🤤

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      • I thought you had worked as a stripper and made enough to retire and buy a farm out in the country and your goat died or some shit?

        You sure have lived a full life, especially for someone who is too young to legally buy alcohol.

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        • Samantha the goat. Your facts are a little off, I work my ass off. But yes I have a farm.

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          • Hard to keep facts straight I suppose. Sorry if I came across harsh.

            Ok though time for a stupid groaner joke -
            When people talk about your land investment, does it sound like this -
            "Nikki bought the farm".
            "Oh no! She was so young! What took a woman at such a young age?"
            "No, I mean the bank approved her loan for that farm she was thinking of investing in".
            "Oh..."

            Awkward silence...

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