Is it normal that i came in my eye?

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Well, i was masturbaiting the other day, to a german foot fetish video, and when i released my hot load, it shot into my eye and it really fucking hurt. When i rushed to my bathroom to wash it and get it out, it was steaming and it triggered the fire alarm. Then a black midget started beating me a bat. Then i jizzed again.

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Based on 33 votes (22 yes)
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  • gex0626
    13 years ago

    When I masterbate it's never that exciting that's outstanding.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Those kinky Germans! iChat must have really hurt. Is your sight okay now? The part about the chocolate dwarf is very weird.

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  • Prettypink123
    10 years ago

    You kid, claim to be "athiest"( your version of the word) but yet you can't even spell the word correctly?

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  • BunFun
    10 years ago

    Dude that's awesome!

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