Is it normal that I apply Chapstick 6-7 times a day?

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  • davesumba
    10 years ago | pl

    You are one of the better trolls on here, with a humor that I can appreciate.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      10 years ago | pl

      Stop being nice to me, I can't stand it.

      *runs off screaming*

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      • davesumba
        10 years ago | pl

        You will have 40-50 compliments by the time the clock strikes midnight tonight. If you don't run back to see them all before then, then you will be turned into a measly rat.

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        • NotStrangeBird
          10 years ago | pl

          Which time zone?Instead of midnight shouldn't it be a cock crowing 3 times?

          Much more biblical and poigniant to a bird like me. Come to think of it, I could use 30 pieces of silver too. Is there someone I can betray for you?

          Oh, and I've had my measles shots.

          I've pulled myself together and accept your challenge. As a counterpoint, I will invite you to see what I've done to your windshield.

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          • davesumba
            10 years ago | pl

            You raise many valid points, and I am willing to accommodate you on all of the elements in your proposed arrangement.
            If you fail to live up to your end, then your first task as a rat will be to fix my windshield. I hope you know how to operate a crane.

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            • NotStrangeBird
              10 years ago | pl

              I revel in the relentless pursuit of logic.

              I have not vandalized your windshield beyond the extent of that which is done by your average bird.

              Speaking of which, Maybe I AM a crane.

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