Is it normal that I apply Chapstick 6-7 times a day?

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  • davesumba
    10 years ago | pl

    I really enjoy reading your comments, you are a kind, wise and witty bird. And I bet you are just as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      10 years ago | pl

      Unlike some of the users here, I can say that at least I'm aware that I'm a jackass.

      And to settle your bet, goofy as hell outside, a mess of gooey stuff and organs on the inside.

      ...With badly chapped lips...oops, I mean beak.

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      • davesumba
        10 years ago | pl

        You are one of the better trolls on here, with a humor that I can appreciate.

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        • NotStrangeBird
          10 years ago | pl

          Stop being nice to me, I can't stand it.

          *runs off screaming*

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          • davesumba
            10 years ago | pl

            You will have 40-50 compliments by the time the clock strikes midnight tonight. If you don't run back to see them all before then, then you will be turned into a measly rat.

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            • NotStrangeBird
              10 years ago | pl

              Which time zone?Instead of midnight shouldn't it be a cock crowing 3 times?

              Much more biblical and poigniant to a bird like me. Come to think of it, I could use 30 pieces of silver too. Is there someone I can betray for you?

              Oh, and I've had my measles shots.

              I've pulled myself together and accept your challenge. As a counterpoint, I will invite you to see what I've done to your windshield.

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              • davesumba
                10 years ago | pl

                You raise many valid points, and I am willing to accommodate you on all of the elements in your proposed arrangement.
                If you fail to live up to your end, then your first task as a rat will be to fix my windshield. I hope you know how to operate a crane.

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