I really enjoy reading your comments, you are a kind, wise and witty bird. And I bet you are just as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside.
You will have 40-50 compliments by the time the clock strikes midnight tonight. If you don't run back to see them all before then, then you will be turned into a measly rat.
Is it normal that I apply Chapstick 6-7 times a day?
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Damn you're suave. 40-50 compliments a day? I'd be lucky to get that many in a decade.
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I really enjoy reading your comments, you are a kind, wise and witty bird. And I bet you are just as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside.
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Unlike some of the users here, I can say that at least I'm aware that I'm a jackass.
And to settle your bet, goofy as hell outside, a mess of gooey stuff and organs on the inside.
...With badly chapped lips...oops, I mean beak.
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You are one of the better trolls on here, with a humor that I can appreciate.
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Stop being nice to me, I can't stand it.
*runs off screaming*
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You will have 40-50 compliments by the time the clock strikes midnight tonight. If you don't run back to see them all before then, then you will be turned into a measly rat.
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Which time zone?Instead of midnight shouldn't it be a cock crowing 3 times?
Much more biblical and poigniant to a bird like me. Come to think of it, I could use 30 pieces of silver too. Is there someone I can betray for you?
Oh, and I've had my measles shots.
I've pulled myself together and accept your challenge. As a counterpoint, I will invite you to see what I've done to your windshield.