I disagree, I always get complimented when I put my Chapstick on. I can take my chapstick out of my pocket, open it and apply it with one hand, close it, and then cooly slide it back into my pocket in 1.75 seconds flat.
I really enjoy reading your comments, you are a kind, wise and witty bird. And I bet you are just as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside.
You will have 40-50 compliments by the time the clock strikes midnight tonight. If you don't run back to see them all before then, then you will be turned into a measly rat.
Is it normal that I apply Chapstick 6-7 times a day?
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I disagree, I always get complimented when I put my Chapstick on. I can take my chapstick out of my pocket, open it and apply it with one hand, close it, and then cooly slide it back into my pocket in 1.75 seconds flat.
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Damn you're suave. 40-50 compliments a day? I'd be lucky to get that many in a decade.
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I really enjoy reading your comments, you are a kind, wise and witty bird. And I bet you are just as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside.
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Unlike some of the users here, I can say that at least I'm aware that I'm a jackass.
And to settle your bet, goofy as hell outside, a mess of gooey stuff and organs on the inside.
...With badly chapped lips...oops, I mean beak.
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You are one of the better trolls on here, with a humor that I can appreciate.
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Stop being nice to me, I can't stand it.
*runs off screaming*
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You will have 40-50 compliments by the time the clock strikes midnight tonight. If you don't run back to see them all before then, then you will be turned into a measly rat.