Is it normal that i am proud of what i crap?

Yes. Staring at my large whimsical turds is wonderful and educational. I take pics of them with my cell and send them to people I hate.

I don't show it off, but I do describe and compare. No one wants to see that shit.

I used to take pics on my phone of the truly extraordinary productions, sometimes I would forward them to friends or my girlfriends...well lets just say they didnt share in my pride at what I had created.

'Tis better for thou to flush it down and forget about it. 'Tis quite unbecoming for a young gentleman or lady to engage conversation over something like this. If continue with such vulgar behaviour, you'll no longer be one of the most eligible of the land.