Is it normal that i am a tri-sexual

Is it normal that I love girls, boys, and animals,
(mainly squirrels). My girlfriend at the time, Amy, loves very much, but I love fucking squirrels while having anal sex with my friends Paul, John, Christian, Joe, Frank, Darion, and a vibrator. The catch is, all my friends are happily married, but I don't want to get married and release my tri sexual habits. My girlfriend wants to get married, yet we've never had sex, is this normal? Cause I think its not.

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19% Normal
Based on 26 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • dappled

    Don't go for squirrels. They only want you for your nuts.

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    • LOL!!! XD

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  • randomjelly

    Squirrels? Holy Hannah Montana your penis is tiny. There's your real problem.

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  • catocato52028

    How did you manage to have sex with Squirrels?

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  • Psychosocial

    Thats why you wrap the squirrel with electrical tape- they won't pop.

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    • starcity2011

      You are sick! .....but I loved it!

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    • IAMAFUCKINGPSYCHO

      Thanks for making me laugh out loud, man.

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  • SaintPhoeniix

    Cool story, bro. Tell it again.

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