Is it normal that i am a bitter, nasty person with no joy in life?
No, seriously. I am not generalized as a "b**ch" for the most part. Usually I am called a "raging dickhole" or "nasty f**kin' c*nt".
b**ches are the women who complain about everything insignificant in a high pitch voice so you shove your d*** in their mouth to shut them up. Apparently, I'm beyond that point. I'd Loerna Bobbit your ass if you tried that.
I'm one of those people who can give you a bad taste in your mouth by walking into a room. You know what that is? Me sucking out a little piece of your soul every time I inhale.
Everyone who gets on my nerves I get the urge to punch in the face. Not kill necessarily, but just land a good, satisfying left hook to the jaw. By the way, all it takes to get on my nerves is to be sh*t on by life slightly less often than I am.
I don't get enjoyment when I do act on this. Actually, there's a guy who was getting in my face a while back, he's about my age, and has 20 pounds on me at least. However, after I shattered his nose and knocked out a tooth (with one punch), I just had to deal with a bunch of nosy f**kers who pissed me off even more.
I should start panhandling and charging $2 for 5 minutes of creative, uninterrupted verbal abuse. Kind of like Monty Python's Argument Clinic.
And yes, I do have friends, but as you've probably figured (due to the fact they're my friends), they're f**king idiots. They cannot stop complaining and being self centered long enough to realize what a f**king c*nt I am. Which is cool, I can pretend I'm slightly less bitter by paying for lunch or something, but I usually end up spending more time to avoid my "friends" than I do talking to them.
You know, because I f**king hate people.
And life. f**k that sh*t. I wish I could jump into a nuclear reactor and take out half a f**king country with me. At least I'd be remembered as the only person in history who is more of a f**king tyrannic a**hole than Hitler. As much of an a**hole as that guy was, he's a household name all over the world 70 years after his death, which was really all he wanted in the first place.