Is it normal that i always spit in the bowl when standing and peeing

Everytime I stand at the urinal or toilet bowl, I have an overwhelming urge to spit in the bowl. I also want to sing an aria from La Boheme, but I've always been able to resist that one. Just the spitting. Always. Ptoooo!

No, you need to wear a surgical mask when peeing, that'll stop ya! 2
Yes, it's totally fucking normal. Everyone including the Pope does it. 0
Yeah, it's somewhat normal. People who eat Red Vines and chaw tobacco don't. 1
Who gives a flying fuck? 3
You need to be locked up and beaten with feather dusters. 1
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Comments ( 5 )
  • Nickvey

    thats going to gross out women and that good more for me.

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  • Gazorta

    The Donald does it but only when making illegal contacts with Putin.

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  • Gazorta

    Karl Marx and Groucho Marx did NOT do this. Queen Victoria did not do it. Vladimir Putin does it, but only when shirtless. Tchaikovsky did it but only when peeing on his piano.

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    • MyHeroMacadamiaNuts

      Nobody fucking asked

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  • Justmehere

    Think we all do...Especially at urinals in bars or restaurants..

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