Holy shit, I knew it, my husband is dating another woman!! Seriously, this IS my husband described to a T!! I laughed so hard at this!!
I don't get it either. Half the time, it's like, why didn't you just throw the fucking thing away, it would've been easier than packing it back up and putting it back in the fridge or cabinet!! It sucks for when I shop too, there's been a few times I thought we had enough of whatever because I see the box on the shelf, come to find out the goddamn box has just a bit of dust in the bottom of it, and it's always something I was planning on using that night for dinner. Fucking retarded.
My husband had this thing I called a through he used to eat from too, it was this big ass serving bowl/platter thing. It was giant, it was ridiculous. I had enough of that shit though, it 'disappeared' one day, never to be seen again. That ended that.
You know what I don't get either? My husband will ever so carefully fold over the chip bags in such a particular and orderly way (it's the strangest thing ever!! always identical!!) yet is a complete fucking oblivious slob about everything else. Why be so careful and particular with a stupid chip bag yet can't tie your fucking shoes? What the fuck??
Ha! Mine folds the chip bag so nicely too! And the empty boxes in the cabinets piss me off to no end!! He'll be like, how come there's no treats in the house? I say what about that box of whatever in the cabinet. He'll say its empty. What??????? You know its empty but you leave it there?? I don't eat fuckin twinkies so I'm not going to know its empty!! Why do they do this!!!!!
The only way to beat your husband is to play hardball. Don't replace any item if it is still sitting in place. This may not be practical with the milk. UHT?
Is it normal that he leaves crumbs 'in case anyone wanted it?'
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Holy shit, I knew it, my husband is dating another woman!! Seriously, this IS my husband described to a T!! I laughed so hard at this!!
I don't get it either. Half the time, it's like, why didn't you just throw the fucking thing away, it would've been easier than packing it back up and putting it back in the fridge or cabinet!! It sucks for when I shop too, there's been a few times I thought we had enough of whatever because I see the box on the shelf, come to find out the goddamn box has just a bit of dust in the bottom of it, and it's always something I was planning on using that night for dinner. Fucking retarded.
My husband had this thing I called a through he used to eat from too, it was this big ass serving bowl/platter thing. It was giant, it was ridiculous. I had enough of that shit though, it 'disappeared' one day, never to be seen again. That ended that.
You know what I don't get either? My husband will ever so carefully fold over the chip bags in such a particular and orderly way (it's the strangest thing ever!! always identical!!) yet is a complete fucking oblivious slob about everything else. Why be so careful and particular with a stupid chip bag yet can't tie your fucking shoes? What the fuck??
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Ha! Mine folds the chip bag so nicely too! And the empty boxes in the cabinets piss me off to no end!! He'll be like, how come there's no treats in the house? I say what about that box of whatever in the cabinet. He'll say its empty. What??????? You know its empty but you leave it there?? I don't eat fuckin twinkies so I'm not going to know its empty!! Why do they do this!!!!!
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Haha I'm a chip bag folding male so I'll give you some insight. We are lazy and we think we deserve the best of everything.
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I see. Well I bet your just some jerk *.* haha
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Sounds like a pretty safe bet.
The only way to beat your husband is to play hardball. Don't replace any item if it is still sitting in place. This may not be practical with the milk. UHT?
Good luck!