I think he's saying he has neither dick, nor brain, nor balls, nor money. He realizes he is supposed to become a wanker, but does not realize he should be happy about it, lest the curse of erectile dysfunction turn his nads into shrivelled jungle fungi.
Of course, there are anthropological processes at play here. Genetic insignificance must be bred out of the human gene pool. His progeny, the losers of the future, would be as pathetic as the would be genetic replicas of those fat female welfare recipients. So I say, please sir, leave breeding to the Chads and the Stacys. Naked paper dolls are his best bet.
IIN that girls seem to want either your; dick, brain, balls or money?
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I think he's saying he has neither dick, nor brain, nor balls, nor money. He realizes he is supposed to become a wanker, but does not realize he should be happy about it, lest the curse of erectile dysfunction turn his nads into shrivelled jungle fungi.
Of course, there are anthropological processes at play here. Genetic insignificance must be bred out of the human gene pool. His progeny, the losers of the future, would be as pathetic as the would be genetic replicas of those fat female welfare recipients. So I say, please sir, leave breeding to the Chads and the Stacys. Naked paper dolls are his best bet.