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The last week has been Hell. This has never been a problem before. The last two times I have tried to go on a jog halfway through it I thought I needed to fart so Iet it go and instead I Sharted my pants and had to go home. To add insult on injury my basket ball shorts were stained as I walked 2 miles back to my house to change. Has any one here every pooped their pants before?
*chuckle gasp*
Ha! You certainly are feeling daring today, aren't you?! I'm sure if it cold talk it would be happy... No more bloating for me... No, my tum tum is nice and rather flat now. (Yeah, that's right baby... No one can hurt that pancake.)
You'll never find my digestive secretes! I'll take them to the skies!
Based on the fact that people can't comment as anonymous on here, I don't think anyone's going to say "Yes, I've sharted during a false fart." Here, I'll help you out...
IF ANYONE READING THIS HAS EVER POOPED THEIR PANTS ON ACCIDENT, AFTER CHILDHOOD, THUMBS THIS COMMENT UP.
Your next grocery list:
- cheesepie
- cheese
- potatoes (no sweat potatoes)
- processed wheat flour (no whole!)
- possibly some corn
- salt
(Together, these are the powerful ingredients that bonded up the Anon OP and brought an end to his diarrhea, bringing in their wake naught but constipation.)
UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!- Duke (creepy) Lemon Grab.
(He tried but the sweet, creamy, starchy, richness was too much for his shellbaba to handle... He died, in vain he did!!!!! There's no glory in dying without your sour vinegar juices... Hmm, sexy jews...)
Less coconut milk.
Less agave syrup.
Less fibre.
Less is more... so much more...
If at first you don't succeed, try again and again.
The Great Valoo will not rest... ("Not I!" said the fox.) Until utter constipation is achieved.
Do it or I will personally send you to Siberia... (Mmm, with those sexy boots... Oops! I'm thinking about another regime. ;) )