Really? You class these cunts as norm mcdonalds? These fucking autists?
Talk lika fake black people? Gass the Chinese? Growin a pube mohawk? Fake bein' an aussie? Peepin in a grotty diaper & pretending you have a sexy wife? Please gimme attention coz I'm the human embodiment of a circa 2001 Myspace page featuring emo poetry about murdering crows & I wanna have my throat slit during sex? I want to live alone with my cat & moisturize his bunghole? Masturbation is a mortal sin but I love Brazilian fart porn? I refuse to eat delicious, delicious things off the sidewalk...even if someone dropped a piece of lemon cheesecake on the sidewalk, I would turn my snoot up at it because it touched the sidewalk?
These are things I have read on this very website.
I'm not into whatever that thread is, no sir. I've seen these "is cereal a soup?" debates & I'm not having any of it. All of it indiscriminately goes into the pie (aka cheese cake) hole anyways. There's only one bitch ass foodstuff comment that made me laugh, and it's like 5 years old so it may have been the genesis of this foodstuffs category debate, but here it is...the "melt"down
Reminds me of my absolute favorite iin moment of all time ever. I so wish I had screenshotted it because it was just...so goddamn amazing. I would give anything to find it.
Someone made a thread entitled "I hate condiments" & tgs just lost it...he lost it. I IMPORT MY SOY SAUCE FROM RED CHINA. I HAVE THE FINEST SPICES FROM INDIA. YOU'RE GARBAGE. DO YOU EVEN MAKE YOUR OWN MAYONNAISE!? just absolute next level loss of shit about condiments. It was legit...one of the finest internet moments of my life & I say that as someone who's watched some pretty funny cat videos.
No. I have serious hoe business to attend to. Dinner with Richard Gere & mean 80's shop ladies on rodeo drive that need to be given the business. But I am here in spirit. The grotty nethers of this site are always in need of a serious vinegar flush.
Is it normal that everyone here is just a normie?
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Really? You class these cunts as norm mcdonalds? These fucking autists?
Talk lika fake black people? Gass the Chinese? Growin a pube mohawk? Fake bein' an aussie? Peepin in a grotty diaper & pretending you have a sexy wife? Please gimme attention coz I'm the human embodiment of a circa 2001 Myspace page featuring emo poetry about murdering crows & I wanna have my throat slit during sex? I want to live alone with my cat & moisturize his bunghole? Masturbation is a mortal sin but I love Brazilian fart porn? I refuse to eat delicious, delicious things off the sidewalk...even if someone dropped a piece of lemon cheesecake on the sidewalk, I would turn my snoot up at it because it touched the sidewalk?
These are things I have read on this very website.
Normal indeed
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its cheese pie its not a cake
didnt you read that thread?
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I'm not into whatever that thread is, no sir. I've seen these "is cereal a soup?" debates & I'm not having any of it. All of it indiscriminately goes into the pie (aka cheese cake) hole anyways. There's only one bitch ass foodstuff comment that made me laugh, and it's like 5 years old so it may have been the genesis of this foodstuffs category debate, but here it is...the "melt"down
https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/2or1p3/you_people_make_me_sick/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body
"I'm not a religious man"
Reminds me of my absolute favorite iin moment of all time ever. I so wish I had screenshotted it because it was just...so goddamn amazing. I would give anything to find it.
Someone made a thread entitled "I hate condiments" & tgs just lost it...he lost it. I IMPORT MY SOY SAUCE FROM RED CHINA. I HAVE THE FINEST SPICES FROM INDIA. YOU'RE GARBAGE. DO YOU EVEN MAKE YOUR OWN MAYONNAISE!? just absolute next level loss of shit about condiments. It was legit...one of the finest internet moments of my life & I say that as someone who's watched some pretty funny cat videos.
Do me next!
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Hahahaha
I'll try? My angry cross eyed grandmother read me the MLA guidelines as a bedtime story & whipped my dangling participles with a switch!
That's all I have. Some people are lovely human beings,undeserving of reproach, with beautiful grammar & pretty fuckin good advice, just sayin'
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Awww 😊💜✌
Ok I like that “gas the chinese” thing
Hoe, I missed yo ass. You here fahreal now?
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No. I have serious hoe business to attend to. Dinner with Richard Gere & mean 80's shop ladies on rodeo drive that need to be given the business. But I am here in spirit. The grotty nethers of this site are always in need of a serious vinegar flush.
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There's no business like hoe business. Keep yo pimp hand strong, my main hoe.
I missed yo ass so much.
That's what's up.