Is it normal that every time i fart...

Every time I fart I feel as thought some planet or star in some distant galaxy is exploding. So I try to hold it in in fear that the next one will explode OUR sun or OUR planet or something vital to us. But I can only hold it in for so long and end up messing my pants.

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  • randomjelly

    You've just taken irrational fear up another ignorance level.

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  • piggowiggo

    Wow. If that were true, I don't think there would be any stars or galaxy's left.

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  • Avant-Garde

    No. Humans have no control over the universe. Stars have been experiencing supernovas for eons regardless of beings having flatulence. To the universe, you are probably insignificant and don't mean it to be rude. If your beliefs were real then every time earthlings had flatulence there would be constant supernovas which could lead to black holes. Our sun could risk turning into a super massive black hole that would suck the entire solar system and more down its spiral grip. Regardless of your flatulence there will still be super massive black holes in the universe. In fact, our Milky Way has quite a few. I think they are in: Perseus A, Sagittarius A and a cluster of them in the centre of our galaxy.

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  • mazgan

    lolllll

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  • Delvok

    LOL

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  • Alejandro

    You made my day xD

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  • alv1592

    lol weirdd...

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  • DwayneHicks

    Baboooom

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  • idon'tknow

    This made me laugh. I think I'll go rip a good one and see if any stars disappear.

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