Either get synthetic urine (google it), OR do this:
Every day on the week of the test (especially the day OF the test), eat a few bananas (they have natural THC in them, which will explain any that may show up- and it will raise your potassium level which will make it believable), drink four glasses of orange juice (or any other juice as acidic as orange juice), and down a tablespoon full of vinegar a day.
This will cloud your pee enough to make them re-schedule a test for a later date, and the test will NOT come up diluted. You will still be hired, and so long as you keep clouding, you will never test positive. This is a good strategy if you're trying to quick but the test comes before the THC will be out of your system.
This has worked many, many, many times for every person I know who smokes.
The other alternative is synthetic urine, which can be hard to come by. If you DO find some, make sure it either comes with a heating pad to keep it body temperature, OR keep it hidden in your pants to keep it warm. If it isn't the right temperature, you will be caught.
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Either get synthetic urine (google it), OR do this:
Every day on the week of the test (especially the day OF the test), eat a few bananas (they have natural THC in them, which will explain any that may show up- and it will raise your potassium level which will make it believable), drink four glasses of orange juice (or any other juice as acidic as orange juice), and down a tablespoon full of vinegar a day.
This will cloud your pee enough to make them re-schedule a test for a later date, and the test will NOT come up diluted. You will still be hired, and so long as you keep clouding, you will never test positive. This is a good strategy if you're trying to quick but the test comes before the THC will be out of your system.
This has worked many, many, many times for every person I know who smokes.
The other alternative is synthetic urine, which can be hard to come by. If you DO find some, make sure it either comes with a heating pad to keep it body temperature, OR keep it hidden in your pants to keep it warm. If it isn't the right temperature, you will be caught.
Good luck!