Is it normal that drinking alcohol gives me chest pain?

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  • You have three options for becoming the socialite youve always dreamed of. They are as follows.

    Option one: Chug past the pain and become accustom to the magic of firewater. But beware of your demonic corner man in your fight for social acceptance.

    Option two: Just do coke. If someone asks why your clinching your teeth, losing weight and sniffing thirty times a minute, just say you have a cold. The very same cold youve had for five months.

    Option three: Just be yourself. The designated driver of happiness. What that means, I have no clue. Im high off PCP... Im a humming bird playing the harmonica perfectly. G'day mate!

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