Is it normal that as a guy i'm jealous of girls orgasms?

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Is it normal to be jealous of girls because of ORGASMS THAT DON’T CAUSE FLOOD DAMAGE!?

You see it all the time in the movies: A couple overcome by lust stumbles to an office desk. She raises her skirt, he drops his pants, and the moments later they sigh blissfully and embrace. That happy ending would never occur in real life. Right after their last heave, the man in this scene would frantically search the office for tissues, napkins, Post-Its, anything that would allow him to clean up enough so he could pull up his pants without gluing them to his genitals and incurring an embarrassingly large dry-cleaning bill. Since he has also cum on his lover, she’d probably be in the same freaked out state.

Guys do not have tidy orgasms. Is it normal that this make me jealous of girls?

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  • jucedaguy
    10 years ago | pl

    I'm jealous of girls PERIOD!

    Oh my.... I just realised how inappropriate that was :?

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    10 years ago | pl

    except you're incorrect.

    1) Some women do squirt
    2) some women get rather wet when aroused that makes a bit of a mess
    3) we get a monthly mess anyway

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  • Darkoil
    10 years ago | pl

    Yeah but once you spunk in them there gona get soggy knickers eventually when it decides to make a reappearance.

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  • Naamah
    10 years ago | pl

    Speaking of female orgasms, it is not very accurate to treat girls as a homogenous group because there are huge differrences among girls when it comes to their orgasms. Some girls have a difficulty to reach orgasm or don't have it each time they have sex. On the other hand there are girls who have multiple orgasms accompanied by squirting. Other girls can be somewhere in between. There is nothing to be jealous of in case of the first type of girls (who may have orgasm but not as reliably as guys). As for the second type of women with multiple squirting orgasms - it would be completely understandable if you were jealous of the number and strength of their orgasms but it would be a nonsense with regard to tidiness of their orgasms because they are not tidy at all. Guys' orgasms are much less "messy" in comparison with girls' multiple squirting orgasms. My boyfriend and I have to put latex or rubber sheet under the regular one if we want to have sex on a bed because I tend to squirt in huge amounts so the bed would be totally wet if we didn't do that because towels are not enough. There is nothing tidy about this. However, if you mean that you are jealous of girls who have a clitoral orgasm reliably and regularly, then you may be right - they are more tidy than male orgasms. However, it is a turn-on for me if the things get "messy" so we probably have different preferences in this regard.

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  • Thatguy777
    10 years ago | pl

    I'm jealous because girls have more intense full body orgasms, and they can keep going after that, whereas guys have to quit after they're done.

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  • Justsomejerk
    10 years ago | pl

    Girls have orgasms?

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  • LilyAmongTheThorns
    10 years ago | pl

    What?? We have to deal with all that nasty stuff inside us! It leaks out, you know. And some girls are squirters.

    But yeah, you should be jealous of us cause our orgasms are just better, but it's no less tidy.

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  • yakfrost
    8 years ago | pl

    the lord said "who wants to pee standing up?" the man said that he did. the lord then said to the woman, "well, then you get the multiple orgasms"

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  • kr24
    10 years ago | pl

    You can get a vasectomy, but they can't stop their period from coming in every month.

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
      10 years ago | pl

      A vasectomy won't stop men from ejaculating. All it does is stop the sperm from being released into the seminal fluid.

      As for female periods, those actually can be stopped. Some women stop menstruating when on certain birth control medication (depo for example). And a hysterectomy may also do the job (depending on how much is removed)

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    one good thing is it dries to clear, such a bonus

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago | pl

    Womans are always ready to go.

    Buaaargh sticky icky to floppy no more play for at least 30 mins even if boobs are in my face.

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