Is it normal that a grasshopper has bitten my cock?

Bullshit, you're just a fucking twat!

What did you expect?

You should try it with a badger instead of a grasshopper, it's awesome.

that's disturbing and gross. how would you have the stomach to violate an insect like that?

Here's an idea, wank off like most normal blokes. I hate insects but the grasshopper didn't deserve that in the slightest.

this is called formicophilia.

that poor grasshopper :-(

This is very arousing. Smh.

This better be normal.

thats so messed up