IIN that a fuckbuddy is falling for me?

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  • Surely not...

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    • You females are confusing creatures.

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      • So are you retards.

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        • Oh score, I offended good ol' raisinette nuts...

          Dude. Until you at bare minimum quit claiming pubes provide clitoral stimulation, no one is going to buy your claims you've ever been anywhere near a vag.

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          • 😂😂 oh fuck what did I miss.

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            • Which bit? The microscopic nuts or the imaginary sex life?

              "Triggered" smh. Of course he throws around buzz words he doesn't understand.

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              • Well bit of both. Sounds like another bunch of tards I missed a good laugh on. I give it about a minute till I find some more.

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            • Charli.m getting triggered for some reason.

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    • ???

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      • ...did you genuinely not get that I was just continuing the sarcasm while mocking the tard OP? :/ ofc you were being sarcastic. It's one of my favourite things you do. Why would anyone not retarded read it any other way?

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        • I'm retarded.: )
          I wasn't sure what you were talking about.
          ::drools while drilling for boogers up nose::

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          • Nah, you're not. Hah I was so confused. Offense was not meant. To you, anyway. All good :)

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            • Why am I the asshole in this situation? It's a mutual agreement for casual sex. I wasnt leading her on with heart emojis or standard relationship texts. Just time place, and occasional pregame texts to get her wet before hand.

              Also calling someone retarded is mean. But I suppose you come from a different time with you being well past your prime when I was even born.

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              • It's always a pleasure to watch the tantrums of spoiled morons who like to use words like "triggered".

                Gorg.

                Also note, I never said you were an arsehole about that situation. That's on you, champ.

                What I SAID, as you'd know if you could read, is you're clearly out of your depth in this "r/ihavesex" thing you've kept going at. It's a fucktonne of energy no one with half a brain is buying.

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