I used to enjoy smelling my farts, but I voted abnormal because a few years ago, I was in a bad way. I discovered that through some unexplained mystery of medical science, my farts had hallucinogenic properties. Once I discovered that, my life became all about chasing the next high. I was eating nothing but beans so I'd fart more. I eventually starting sticking a plastic tube in my butthole so I could send the fart directly to my nose. At my lowest point, I didn't even leave the house, I'd sit around waiting for my tummy to start rumbling, filling up with that precious gas.
I lost my friends over this. None of them would believe that my farts were like drugs. I kept trying to convince them, I even started storing my farts in jars so when they came around, I'd have a special fart set aside for them.
Eventually, my family became worried. I think it was because I lost my job and started selling my body for beans. They got me into rehab and now I'm clean, from my nose to my colon :)
Is it normal or abnormal to enjoy & savor the smell of your own farts?
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I used to enjoy smelling my farts, but I voted abnormal because a few years ago, I was in a bad way. I discovered that through some unexplained mystery of medical science, my farts had hallucinogenic properties. Once I discovered that, my life became all about chasing the next high. I was eating nothing but beans so I'd fart more. I eventually starting sticking a plastic tube in my butthole so I could send the fart directly to my nose. At my lowest point, I didn't even leave the house, I'd sit around waiting for my tummy to start rumbling, filling up with that precious gas.
I lost my friends over this. None of them would believe that my farts were like drugs. I kept trying to convince them, I even started storing my farts in jars so when they came around, I'd have a special fart set aside for them.
Eventually, my family became worried. I think it was because I lost my job and started selling my body for beans. They got me into rehab and now I'm clean, from my nose to my colon :)