Is it normal not to watch tv?

Lets say you have some free time on your hands and you feel the need to rub one out. You go to the bathroom but every single stall is taken with mentally handicapped individuals, do you think it appropriate that you pull one of them in the middle of taking a dump OR do you join them in the stall while whipping out your moderately sized and probably overly hairy genitals and start whacking away, all the while singing, "Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope play, where seldom is heard a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day"

Soon most of the bathroom should join you in singing bringing the volume to an almost deafening roar, at which point you realize its only a matter of time before the alarm is raised and the handicapped handler's will be alerted. So no, it would most certainly not be normal to take a crap on the floor afterwards instead of the toilet and putting an M-80 in the toilet so that all pipes are destroyed.