Is it normal not to know how to have sex at 27 ?

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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    You put your left leg in,
    You put your left leg out,
    In, out, in, out,
    shake it all about.
    You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around
    That's what it's all about...

    Woah, the hokey cokey,
    Woah, the hokey cokey,
    Woah, the hokey cokey,
    Knees bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra!

    Umm... sorry. Maybe buy a sex manual?

    Ra ra ra! :D

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    • bananaface
      12 years ago | pl

      you've just had me in stitches with that ahha:D I won't be able to look at the song the same way now though DappledD:!!

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      • dappled
        12 years ago | pl

        P.S. The "Woah, the hokey cokey" bit is the orgasm. That's why women sing it three times and we only sing part of it. Although it's down to your persuasion whether the bit of it you do is the ho or the coke. For me, I just like shaking my leg about a bit and dancing like a nutter.

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    • noodle76
      12 years ago | pl

      translation:

      u stick ur long dick in
      ur long dick out.
      in out in out in out in out
      you spray it all about.
      you do a bit of roleplay and you turn around, and thats what its all about!

      OHHHH havin an orgasm!
      OHHHH havin an orgasm!
      OHHHH havin an orgasm!

      bend right over,
      SMACK SMACK SMACK!

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