Is it normal no one sees that chess is capitalist propaganda?

One of the scariest things about the capitalist agenda is how the corporations slip propaganda into every little thing. Im scared because even after you explain it to people they just dont get it! Take the game of chess for example. They tell you that chess is some old game or whatever but if you pay attention youl see chess was secretly invented by capitalists in order to spread their lies. I didnt know what chess was until last week but now that Ive looked it up its so obvious! The biggest theme in chess is point value. Thats right in chess everything has value even human life. Thats all you are to capitalists just a number! It also spreads anti-feminist propaganda because the queen is only worth 9 dollars while the king is worth infinite! Why arnt women worth more then men in chess like they are in real life? Thats not the only way the chess people spread propaganda. Chess has a person called a "bishop" which only moves diagonally and is only worth 3 dollars. The rook moves in strait lines and is worth 5 dollars! This shows that capitalists think that people who arent strait are worth less. The corporations have censored anyone who knows about the gay bashing but I found the truth. Chess also glorifies war and violence. In chess they give you money when you take chess persons and win in order to make you want to be a killer. Chess was originally used to make people want to fight and kill to feed the military industrial complex. Almost everyone who plays chess before they turn 12 becomes a mass murderer because chess turns people into killers. Thats what it does. It makes you think that killing people is just "taking chess persons" and that youl get lots of money for doing it. Im so angry with how no one sees this. Now that its gotten so bad theres only one solution. Wake up people! We must ban chess destroy anything that mentions it and kill anyone who knows how to play it. Its the only way to make us safe in the future and prevent the corporations from recruiting more capitalist gun buying murderers.

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  • You again?

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    • http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-no-one-sees-how-chess-is-liberal-propaganda-130556/ I think it is the same guy lol

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  • 1. e4

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  • If you think chess is propaganda, I'd like to hear your opinion on Monopoly...

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  • And this isn't propaganda?

    You see that glimmer in your eye? That's your intelligence shining through!

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  • Holy shit, you found the secret that the corporations have hidden from everybody! You better lay low dude, no internet, phone, tv, nothing. They will track you down and silence you, and then they will do a mass media campaign making you look like a sicko so that nobody will believe.

    Thank you for enlightening me! It's hard to believe that you will never be able to post on IIN again for fear that they will track you through the internet, we will miss you!

    Good Bye

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  • This has already been posted twice. Get laid already.

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  • Charlie says you should not talk to stangers.

    I miss them old charlie says adverts.

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  • Clearly, you don't understand chess. It was invented In India about 3000 years ago, before capitalism even existed.

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  • Whatcha smokin?

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  • Not sure if stupid, uneducated, failing at philosophy or just trolling...
    I just can't help saying this:

    1. Chess is a game originating from the middle-ages, unless new evidence and/or findings states otherwise.

    2. "Capitalism" is a very flexible term. It's rarely used correctly and your connection between the value of chess-pieces and capitalism is just absurd. Putting value on things can be a part of any politic "direction", not just capitalism.

    3. Capitalism wasn't invented during the middle-ages. The medieval kings were self-centered aristocrats and monarchs, not capitalists. Caring about gold and money isn't capitalism, it's greed.

    4. The queen is your most useful chess-piece. The king is the most useless chess-piece since you can't really use him because of the risk of losing him, thus losing the game. That's all he is, your opponents ticket to victory.

    Oh, by the way:
    It's a friggen game, noob... Go play monopoly instead!
    Oh... wait...

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  • Do you take requests for these? Do one about English propaganda. :D

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  • "I didnt know what chess was until last week..."

    Well, that is all I need to know.

    P.S. A queen is worth $9, and so on? What kind of chess are you playing?

    P.P.S. Troll harder.

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  • You don't use money in chess nitwit!

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