Iin my phone get wrecked by semen?

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  • Well then, I suppose it is indeed possible that one or more of your little swimmers dove into the crack and died in a microscopic blaze of glory as it shorted out the screen.

    A less amusing mental picture is that some of the liquid in which the sperm are suspended seeped into the crack and shorted things out.

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    • That porr sperm lol.

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