Iin my phone get wrecked by semen?

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago | pl

    Bullshit! You are most likely a nasty, boring, self obsessed, weirdo-pervert, but as Boojum stated it's highly unlikely that your ejaculate is as corrosive as you are insinuating. What you need to do is to crawl back under the bridge from which you came.

    On the 1% chance that you are not just trolling then you should accept the screen malfunction as a sign from the Universe that you clearly fap too much. So stop looking, at pornography and engaging in self-gratification!

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    • bleedingdiarhea
      4 years ago | pl

      😆

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago | pl

      "...the screen malfunction as a sign from the Universe that you clearly fap too much."

      Rose, just, oh my goyd hahahaha.

      But I bet you he was whacking off to this timeless piece (worry not, it is G rated)-
      https://live.staticflickr.com/6164/6173152893_09787661fd.jpg

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago | pl

      LOL

      The bridge from which he came...all over his phone.

      Hey, this dude's worm was pointed upwards. If his jizz is toxic enough to eat through his phone, how does he not have 3rd degree burns all over his face?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago | pl

        The screen was cracked where some of it landed and I had no screen protector. Also it was a cheap samsung phone.

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        • [Old Memory]
          4 years ago | pl

          Seems like a simple case then. The jizz seeped through the cracks in the screen, and ruined some of the stuff behind it.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago | pl

            Thank you! Sooo many people sayinh it isn't possible and its really bugging me

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago | pl

        LOL!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago | pl

      See response to boojum please.

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago | pl

        Thank you for your prompt response.

        I think that perhaps you ought to search for one of those places that repairs damaged cellphones.

        Another option would be for you to contact your cellphone provider, and see about getting an upgrade.

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        • [Old Memory]
          4 years ago | pl

          And a third option would be to keep his dick pointed downward during future jerk-off sessions.

          I'm sorry, I don't know what's with me today. I'm feeling extra sarcastic for some reason.

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