No, honey! I wasn't talking about that at all. I was thinking more along the lines of a cute dead rabbit or something. Please don't send that part of yourself anywhere. Now, fetch! Good boy! ;)
Bits of body aren't going to fit in well with my stalker's gift collection of sculptures made from belly button lint and toenail cuttings. Those show dedication, you know?
I think I'm gonna have to look for a new stalker. This one just isn't quite what I expected, the others have set such high standards.
Absurd! Dedication? I moved all the way across the fuckin globe to Australia. i cut off a body part for you!! Not petty ass toe nails and lint. I got my ass kicked by a kangaroo trying to find a better line if sight into your window in the dark for you! And ya know, I didn't see any other stalkers out there with me watching you get out of the shower. You're going to be stalked whether you like it or not......which is kind of the point.
Oh, and you'll be getting your dead rabbit soon. I will see you later!!!!!
Is it normal matchmaking.
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No, honey! I wasn't talking about that at all. I was thinking more along the lines of a cute dead rabbit or something. Please don't send that part of yourself anywhere. Now, fetch! Good boy! ;)
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Hah. I'd be worrying about him if I were you...
Bits of body aren't going to fit in well with my stalker's gift collection of sculptures made from belly button lint and toenail cuttings. Those show dedication, you know?
I think I'm gonna have to look for a new stalker. This one just isn't quite what I expected, the others have set such high standards.
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Absurd! Dedication? I moved all the way across the fuckin globe to Australia. i cut off a body part for you!! Not petty ass toe nails and lint. I got my ass kicked by a kangaroo trying to find a better line if sight into your window in the dark for you! And ya know, I didn't see any other stalkers out there with me watching you get out of the shower. You're going to be stalked whether you like it or not......which is kind of the point.
Oh, and you'll be getting your dead rabbit soon. I will see you later!!!!!
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There you go! That was so hawt!!! And people STILL keep asking me WHY I love you! :P