Once upon a time there was a clan of Emo Italian pizzas. You didn't need to cut them - they did it themselves.
One day, they all decided that they didn't wanna be pizzas anymore. They now wanted to be hotdogs. Coz that's just how italians are.
The only problem was that they did not know how to hotdog.
This made them sad :(
But that's okay :)
Because their sadness didn't last too long...coz an old lady, who suffered from dementia, snuck into the kitchen and rubbed her flabby buttocks over their pizza faces.
Then they died...like the homosexuals they were.
IIN it is 10 hours until dinner & I cant wait cause its gonna be PIZZA
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Once upon a time there was a clan of Emo Italian pizzas. You didn't need to cut them - they did it themselves.
One day, they all decided that they didn't wanna be pizzas anymore. They now wanted to be hotdogs. Coz that's just how italians are.
The only problem was that they did not know how to hotdog.
This made them sad :(
But that's okay :)
Because their sadness didn't last too long...coz an old lady, who suffered from dementia, snuck into the kitchen and rubbed her flabby buttocks over their pizza faces.
Then they died...like the homosexuals they were.
The End.
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That was shit
Racist and homophobic.