IIN if Im tired of being attractive?

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  • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
    7 years ago | pl

    Being attractive is exhausting! I get hit on by brain dead himbos who are only good for one thing. For this reason I have a mirrored headboard on my bed. Whatever his name is underneath me can enjoy the show while I just love watching myself get off! I'm so hot it doesn't take long! When he complains and says "hey I haven't cum yet" I say those three little words all men love to hear "maybe next time!" Then I can keep looking for my ideal sexy geek man to watch B grade Asian action movies, red dwarf and discuss 42

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    • Tempest-au
      7 years ago | pl

      Got to love a woman who appreciates good science fiction. Mind if I take a DNA sample?

      Just need a dash of Monty Python appreciation now.

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      • Lifeistooshorttotakeseriously
        7 years ago | pl

        No you may not take a bloody DNA sample! Goodness me I just had a flash of millions of me pouring off the production line, ready for action like a Cherry 2000

        You're not the Messiah you're a very naughty boy!

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        • Tempest-au
          7 years ago | pl

          Oh goodness no! Limited production run only! Anything too common loses its value.

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    • Duderanch
      7 years ago | pl

      No idea about 42 but I call bottom.

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      • Tempest-au
        7 years ago | pl

        42. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

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