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Yeah. I envy my friends relationship with their partner. Sometimes the slut in me makes me want to get their partner.
It is normal to have such desires.
It is abnormal and often very destructive to act on them.
You can train yourself to have safer romantic/sexual fantasies.
Better make sure your friend doesn't pour whisky up your ass when they read this.
How would this even work, bend OP over and grab the funnel, a tube and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
OP should be immobilised beforehand. This can be done either with direct violence or more subtly and stealthily with agents such as Biperiden, which can make movements very strenuous on a certain dose. The first time I came into contact with the stuff, I was given 5mg and could only lie down afterwards because my body felt like 500 kilograms of liquid wax. This can be combined with other resources to achieve a horror trip. Biperiden can be mixed into drinks quite easily. Then it shouldn't be difficult to get the bottle of whisky up OP's arse. Either with a fat hose and funnel or shove it straight in. It sounds better with a hose though. That foreign body sensation in the bowel area should be quite uncomfortable, especially if the surface is not slick and irritates or even hurts the mucous membranes of the bowel.
But I'm not an expert in anal stuff.
Maybe OP will like it in the end. Disinfectant could also be an alternative, or a mild acid. We don't want to kill OP directly. And maybe some adrenaline if OP is close to faintin. But just maybe, who knows if it will come to that.
That is very toxic and you sound bitter and insecure.
Get some help and find a partner of your own.
Stealing someone else's partner is not even normal this is because you are actively trying to impede someone who is in a relationship and it's not healthy either.
Please stop this and get some help.
You don't sound like a true friend at all, and honestly I rather hope your friend gets wise to your inclinations, and dumps you entirely! Somebody needs to spray your nasty ass down with some Jezebel Spirit/Bitch be Gone spray! People like you don't deserve to have friends, you SHOULD be ashamed of yourself!
You right about the friendship. Doesn't sound like a good friend, however, I put most of that responsibility on the one they're after. If you are in a relationship there are going to be other opportunities, friends or strangers.
If you are that tempted or are looking for something on the side, be honest, man up, what ever you call it, and talk to your partner because something is missing or not working about your current relationship.
What makes the op think they have the right equipment to steal the person or that the other person is interested in them. Besides nothing shuts down a prospective thief better than being turned down by the one they're going after.
End of friendship either way, but end of partner if they go for it as well.
Thanks darefu💪 Yeah I have thought about it before. Thank you for your thoughts!
Your welcome, have they given any signs they are interested?
That may be the only way you could end up with him and save the friendship.
If they are showing signs or hitting on you and it becomes obvious to their partner, they dump him, you give it some time, but then start dating him. It may still cause friction with the friendship but not as much as out right stealing him.
Just remember if he's looking for someone new while he's with them, he'll probably do the same who ever he's with.
It’s not normal. I’ve done it though. Sometimes it’s so hard when they also want you. I try not to but it’s happened. Not stole them but done stuff with them
Thanks everyone for Your thoughts Ill take it into consideration to distance myself from my friend and their partner in the future