Education in the future edition of "Making Science"
Doctors made science for everything I'm about to say, so it's real. I love making science. Or have I confused making science with [CENSORED] kittens alive and [CENSORED] women to swallow my bloody [CENSORED]? The [CENSORED] made science [CENSORED] a while back in the 20th century, and are therefore [CENSORED] in [CENSORED]. I [CENSORED] [CENSORED]. You will be [CENSORED] by snake/lion/human foot abominations next to those [CENSORED] people. Don't you remember? You [CENSORED] your [CENSORED] the night you [CENSORED] and got the munchies for a bag of generic cheese puffs. That's right, you [CENSORED] your [CENSORED] for a bag of generic cheese puffs. They weren't even [CENSORED]! Your [CENSORED] mother was right about you, you cute little muffin. She said that you would spend the rest of your life [CENSORED] at a generic fast food place if you didn't [CENSORED] her [CENSORED] feet right the [CENSORED] now, you little [CENSORED]! She said that when she was on [CENSORED] before she discovered the [CENSORED] for only [CENSORED]. Yep, and that [CENSORED] came straight from your [CENSORED]. Wasn't that why you [CENSORED] that [CENSORED], son? So you could [CENSORED] your mom for choosing her [CENSORED] over you? Okay, I totally got off track here. I was supposed to talk about the joys of making science, but I went from [CENSORED], to your [CENSORED], to your [CENSORED] mother. Still, I regret nothing. Let's now talk about how to make science. First, find a subject. Make sure it's not sentient. A concert by your [CENSORED] band is a great place to find a subject. [CENSORED] them [CENSORED], but don't be that guy. Put them in a van and drop them off at a daycare with a sign on the van that says [CENSORED] CANDY. Stand back and watch them [CENSORED]. Congratulations,you just made some science! Or go upto a [CENSORED] with a bag of something that looks like [CENSORED] and tell him or her it's [CENSORED]. Then, after giving them a [CENSORED], say "[CENSORED]" and reveal that it was a prank. That right there makes some awesome science!
Is it normal if I think the majority are wrong?
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Education in the future edition of "Making Science"
Doctors made science for everything I'm about to say, so it's real. I love making science. Or have I confused making science with [CENSORED] kittens alive and [CENSORED] women to swallow my bloody [CENSORED]? The [CENSORED] made science [CENSORED] a while back in the 20th century, and are therefore [CENSORED] in [CENSORED]. I [CENSORED] [CENSORED]. You will be [CENSORED] by snake/lion/human foot abominations next to those [CENSORED] people. Don't you remember? You [CENSORED] your [CENSORED] the night you [CENSORED] and got the munchies for a bag of generic cheese puffs. That's right, you [CENSORED] your [CENSORED] for a bag of generic cheese puffs. They weren't even [CENSORED]! Your [CENSORED] mother was right about you, you cute little muffin. She said that you would spend the rest of your life [CENSORED] at a generic fast food place if you didn't [CENSORED] her [CENSORED] feet right the [CENSORED] now, you little [CENSORED]! She said that when she was on [CENSORED] before she discovered the [CENSORED] for only [CENSORED]. Yep, and that [CENSORED] came straight from your [CENSORED]. Wasn't that why you [CENSORED] that [CENSORED], son? So you could [CENSORED] your mom for choosing her [CENSORED] over you? Okay, I totally got off track here. I was supposed to talk about the joys of making science, but I went from [CENSORED], to your [CENSORED], to your [CENSORED] mother. Still, I regret nothing. Let's now talk about how to make science. First, find a subject. Make sure it's not sentient. A concert by your [CENSORED] band is a great place to find a subject. [CENSORED] them [CENSORED], but don't be that guy. Put them in a van and drop them off at a daycare with a sign on the van that says [CENSORED] CANDY. Stand back and watch them [CENSORED]. Congratulations,you just made some science! Or go upto a [CENSORED] with a bag of something that looks like [CENSORED] and tell him or her it's [CENSORED]. Then, after giving them a [CENSORED], say "[CENSORED]" and reveal that it was a prank. That right there makes some awesome science!
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Mumbo jumbo.