Do not listen to these capitalist lies! I am Kim Jong-Un, the extremely attractive leader of The Glorious People's "Democratic" Republic of North Korea.
It is extremely dangerous to wash your hands before going anywhere near your vagina. Did you know that if you get soap on your clitoris, it could fall off in a sudden bout of leprosy? "No" I hear you say - well, thank me, Kim Jong-Un for saving your clitoris!
IIN I wash my hands every time before putting in a tampon?
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Do not listen to these capitalist lies! I am Kim Jong-Un, the extremely attractive leader of The Glorious People's "Democratic" Republic of North Korea.
It is extremely dangerous to wash your hands before going anywhere near your vagina. Did you know that if you get soap on your clitoris, it could fall off in a sudden bout of leprosy? "No" I hear you say - well, thank me, Kim Jong-Un for saving your clitoris!
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Dear Leader! *swoons*