Is it normal i want to run my invention by you people?

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I've invented handshoes. They're like normal shoes but the internals are shaped to fit a hand. The idea is that, wearing them, you can cartwheel down large hills in a trice, without getting your hands dirty and with only minimal risk of death.

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  • AssBurgers
    11 years ago | pl

    I'd like to invent a memory eraser, so I could forget about this ridiculous idea.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    After doing cartwheels for hours I will surely need a medicated hand powder. What do you recommend? I could use a foot care product but I want to look like a professional not a barbarian.

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago | pl

    How is this any better than wearing gardening gloves? I think it would make it harder to do cartwheels, honestly, because your wrists wouldn't be flexible or anything.

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  • Wendell
    11 years ago | pl

    Just glue a sole on a glove

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  • mightymouse
    11 years ago | pl

    OPINION
    This invention is not good for the proposed purpose...

    REINVENTION
    This invention is EPIC and EXCELLENT for those who perform handstand walking... it would look amazing and it would help.

    If these were available I would learn to walk on my hands just to be able to buy a pair and freak people out!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    The way of the future!

    Those shoes look like the ones fom Back to the Future...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago | pl

      I hadn't noticed, but now you come to mention it, yeah, they really do. Well spotted!

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago | pl

    What do you mean by "you people"? =.=

    Eh, I guess it could be marketed as a piece of workout equipment but that sounds very dangerous and I am pretty sure that even many physically fit people do not have the coordination to dodge the obstacles that may lay in wait on a hill whilst going down on their hands and feet.

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  • thanksforthefreecar
    11 years ago | pl

    Well what could you do with it except cartwheels and handstands?

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  • humbugmarmalade
    11 years ago | pl

    What a bloody useless invention. Who would invest money in hand shoes? I mean that in the nicest of ways

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago | pl

    I can't do cartwheels. I can't even do handstands. I always get too scared when trying to do either, and what happens instead can get a little bit funny.

    However, I want some:P. Oh, my mind is thinking all sorts now:O! I'm leaving this post before I get carried away. Argh, too late!

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  • TonybigCock
    10 years ago | pl

    The smallest amount of humour i have ever witnessed

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  • Dazzle
    11 years ago | pl

    This is pure (evil) GENIUS!!!!! :o

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago | pl

    do you have handfeets?

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  • Orthanc
    11 years ago | pl

    About as great as the jump to conclusions mat.

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  • SLAYER1232
    11 years ago | pl

    whats the point???

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  • 011assasin
    11 years ago | pl

    Where can I buy these?

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  • americanhoney
    11 years ago | pl

    Once, when I was small, my uncle Walt drank a beer upside-down while doing a one handed handstand. His legs were propped on the wall, of course, but man, my uncle Walt was still the shizzzzzzz.

    Hiccup.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago | pl

    They make cycling gloves with kevlar that should help you do cartwheels over rough terrain. I mean, they protect your hands when you accidentally do a cartwheel off the bike, why not intentional cartwheels.

    And they make gloves for rock climbing that would likely help you with those cartwheels. I really don't think people do enough cartwheels. The adventurous world of high tech gloves.

    Anything for a cartwheelieeeee

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