"Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon. I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs. Surfin' every channel until I find Hannah Montana. Then I reach for the Aloe and lanolin. Bust all over the wall panel and dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantle and..."
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"Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon. I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs. Surfin' every channel until I find Hannah Montana. Then I reach for the Aloe and lanolin. Bust all over the wall panel and dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantle and..."
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I lost it at "maybe they'll show some boobs" and didn't think it could get any funnier, but it did.
I like the self deprecating humour in that one thanks for sharing