Yes, who wouldn't want to date a loom? After passionate caressing your loom can make you fine garments. You'll never have to go to a store and give your money to sweaty cashiers ever again.
... Oh, wait, I see... You meant a loon.
My hopes are now dashed.
*Stifles tears*
*Goes into kitchen and puts a kettle on the stove*
Is it normal I want to date a loon!
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Yes, who wouldn't want to date a loom? After passionate caressing your loom can make you fine garments. You'll never have to go to a store and give your money to sweaty cashiers ever again.
... Oh, wait, I see... You meant a loon.
My hopes are now dashed.
*Stifles tears*
*Goes into kitchen and puts a kettle on the stove*
It's tea time, bitches!
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I just read that in a british-James May-sort of accent and I laughed more than I should have... :D
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Is he a actor?
Actually, the piece was intended to be funny:)
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He is one of the presenters of the show "Top Gear".
The only series I watch. It's very funny!
I said loon! May I have some of your tea sir?
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Certainly. What would you like? I've got herbal, black and green teas.