Is it normal I want to date a loon!

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    10 years ago | pl

    Troll...A birdy troll.

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    • _Molotov_Cocktail_
      10 years ago | pl

      You can have something against bird jokes as far as I'm concerned. Better not have anything against Molotov cocktails though…
      *brandishes Molotov cocktail in a menacing manner

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago | pl

        That does it. The battle has begun.

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        • _Molotov_Cocktail_
          10 years ago | pl

          Challenge accepted, capitalist!
          *raises Molotov cocktail to the sun

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          • dirtybirdy
            10 years ago | pl

            Why did the molotov cocktail cross the road?
            Because you threw it at me. Ha!

            Wait a minute...that's the stupidest thing I've ever said.

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            • _Molotov_Cocktail_
              10 years ago | pl

              Not bad.

              Why did the bird cross the road?
              Because it was caught in the blast of a particularly potent Molotov cocktail.

              Russian humour at its finest.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago | pl

          What battle?

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        10 years ago | pl

        Im not sure what a molotov cocktail is. It sounds like a drink you would make of car fuel. I know that cant be right though. I dont drink.

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        • _Molotov_Cocktail_
          10 years ago | pl

          This level of ignorance is quite a find. Even among capitalists. Here In Leningrad you would be liable to incineration by the Molotov cocktails of hundreds of young Russian school boys for failing to recognise the purpose and definition of a Molotov cocktail. This leads us to my next point. A Molotov cocktail is a home made explosive fire-bomb consisting of a glass bottle filled with petrol (or strong vodka) and a kerosene soaked rag which acts as a wick. Other materials can be used for the wick to give the Molotov cocktail various properties. It can be used underwater by entwining the wick with Magnesium strips, and can be used as a time-bomb by replacing the rag with a slow burning reed.
          Remember this information dearly, and learn it by heart if you ever visit Leningrad. It could save you from a slow and painful incineration.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            10 years ago | pl

            I am not from Russia. I also do not make a habit of constructing homemade bombs. Are you telling me your country is full of terrorists? It is not something taught in school where I grew up. In fact any sort of weapons or talk about it in school is frowned upon.

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            • _Molotov_Cocktail_
              10 years ago | pl

              Not in the habit of constructing homemade bombs? Well, my boy! It's high time you started.
              *hands Molotov cocktail in a generous manner

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