Is it normal I want to date a loon!

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  • What do you have against birds?

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    • Nothing! I was just clarifying. Before someone made a bird joke.

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      • What do you have against bird jokes?

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        • Troll...A birdy troll.

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          • You can have something against bird jokes as far as I'm concerned. Better not have anything against Molotov cocktails though…
            *brandishes Molotov cocktail in a menacing manner

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            • That does it. The battle has begun.

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            • Im not sure what a molotov cocktail is. It sounds like a drink you would make of car fuel. I know that cant be right though. I dont drink.

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              • This level of ignorance is quite a find. Even among capitalists. Here In Leningrad you would be liable to incineration by the Molotov cocktails of hundreds of young Russian school boys for failing to recognise the purpose and definition of a Molotov cocktail. This leads us to my next point. A Molotov cocktail is a home made explosive fire-bomb consisting of a glass bottle filled with petrol (or strong vodka) and a kerosene soaked rag which acts as a wick. Other materials can be used for the wick to give the Molotov cocktail various properties. It can be used underwater by entwining the wick with Magnesium strips, and can be used as a time-bomb by replacing the rag with a slow burning reed.
                Remember this information dearly, and learn it by heart if you ever visit Leningrad. It could save you from a slow and painful incineration.

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