IIN I want a really elaborate, potentially illegal funeral?

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago | pl

    Have you ever been to a funeral with angry Puerto Ricans yelling and cursing at everyone for not being there for their dead junkie son/brother followed by them going in the back and eating all the food?

    Upon leaving that funeral, I heard on the radio that amy winehouse had been found dead. It was very fitting at the time.

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago | pl

      Honestly, I can't say I have.
      I sincerely want no one to grieve or be unhappy at my whatever it will be. Money is set aside for a blow out celebration of my life, not for mourning my passing.

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago | pl

        It's about the most ghetto experience I've ever had.

        I don't want a big sob session when I die either. I don't want people crying over my dead body.

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        • [Old Memory]
          8 years ago | pl

          I plan on hiring people to come into my funeral with a big dog and pony show, crying and screaming and just collapsing with grief.

          It's gonna be great. Did you want an invite?

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago | pl

      No, no I can't say that I've ever experienced that. Sounds, interesting ?

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago | pl

        Be thankful. You familiar with tent city? Well, the other half of the attendees were residents of there. Very classy.

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