Glad to see my robotic spy cats are making it around the world.
If I can sell another 6,000,000 units I'll have the biggest data collection network in the world!
It took many years to perfect the technology to convert cat food into electricity to power them and coding the software that emulates cat behaviour was a nightmare.
Your cat is a product of the latest biomechanical and computer technology and your individual unit (S/N: 43,181,998) is programmed to record footage of it's master fapping and upload it to YouTube when it's hard drive is full.
Your other cat, a real one, is also being monitored by 43181998 for improvements to the behaviour algorithm. You can expect 43181998 to behave more naturally when the next patch is released.
Lol nice one.
"record footage of it's master fapping" Too bad I'm female, but go ahead and put it on the internet as long as I get a percentage of the money.
It's hard drive is not full yet, so I haven't had the opportunity to see the footage yet to find that out and just used 'fapping' as my usual slang.
The next patch is due around October, maybe I'll reconfigure it to sync weekly.
Your footage will be uploaded as 'non-profit', so no money for you then :(
I could make a better profit selling the secrets of government officials instead.
I'm moving out in two weeks and the cats are staying at the family home. So yes you may have to sync it weekly to catch me masturbating.
Trust me darling, people will want to pay to watch me. Profit for both of us.
Is it normal I think my cat is human?
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Glad to see my robotic spy cats are making it around the world.
If I can sell another 6,000,000 units I'll have the biggest data collection network in the world!
It took many years to perfect the technology to convert cat food into electricity to power them and coding the software that emulates cat behaviour was a nightmare.
Your cat is a product of the latest biomechanical and computer technology and your individual unit (S/N: 43,181,998) is programmed to record footage of it's master fapping and upload it to YouTube when it's hard drive is full.
Your other cat, a real one, is also being monitored by 43181998 for improvements to the behaviour algorithm. You can expect 43181998 to behave more naturally when the next patch is released.
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Lol nice one.
"record footage of it's master fapping" Too bad I'm female, but go ahead and put it on the internet as long as I get a percentage of the money.
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It's hard drive is not full yet, so I haven't had the opportunity to see the footage yet to find that out and just used 'fapping' as my usual slang.
The next patch is due around October, maybe I'll reconfigure it to sync weekly.
Your footage will be uploaded as 'non-profit', so no money for you then :(
I could make a better profit selling the secrets of government officials instead.
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I'm moving out in two weeks and the cats are staying at the family home. So yes you may have to sync it weekly to catch me masturbating.
Trust me darling, people will want to pay to watch me. Profit for both of us.