Is it normal i think i'm pregnant (i'm a man)

I'm 23, and I know everybody calls me crazy but I sincerely think I'm pregnant. I'm not gay, so there's really no dude who could get me pregnant, but some how I've gotten pregnant. My stomach looks grown some days but only to me, and I've taken pregnancy tests that sometimes come up positive but when I show my girlfriend she says it's negative. I don't know, she says it's all in my head but I know I'm pregnant. I can feel movement, and I can see my stomach getting bigger I know what I'm talking about.

I'm not crazy, there is a baby growing inside me. I've been to the hospital but I didn't tell them I was pregnant (My girlfriend told me not to) and they found nothing out of the ordinary, but it might've been too early.

It's "medically impossible" but you never know, right?

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Comments ( 44 )
  • HappyGreenHills

    If you're a male and you piss on a pregnancy tester, you might have testicular cancer.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Wow!

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      • HappyGreenHills

        The more you know lol

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        • RoseIsabella

          https://youtu.be/v3rhQc666Sg

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          • SaladRanger

            Lmao

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    • charli.m

      I thought it was prostate.

      Either way, it's bad.

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      • HappyGreenHills

        It might be

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        • Or it means I'm pregnant. I don't have cancer

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          • HappyGreenHills

            I'm not going to argue

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          • wigz

            You can still have cancer during pregnancy.

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            • I've been tested, I'm clean. I stopped drinking, doing drugs, and I'm eating cleaner now, I'm in the process of being tested for everything under the sun. My child is going to be healthy I would know if I have cancer with how careful I'm being

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  • PoyoPoyoPoyoorTripleP

    You might have a parasite of some sort or there's something else internationally wrong if your stomach's enlarging. Go to a doctor.

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    • HappyGreenHills

      Oh no it's not a parasite, he's pregnant he said so himself

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      • PoyoPoyoPoyoorTripleP

        Men can't get pregnant. It's scientifically not possible.

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        • HappyGreenHills

          But he insists he is so he must be.

          It's only logical

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          • charli.m

            Wow. Someone couldn't handle that.

            Thumbed you back up one.

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          • SaladRanger

            I agree HappyGreenHills

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  • neopithair

    Well if in 9 months you have a baby let us know!

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  • taylor_nabbers

    You cannot possibly be pregnant unless your girlfriend can produce semen and if you have a uterus.

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  • Darkknight

    Maybe just really constipated, think laxatives !

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  • Couman

    Probably aliens.

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  • Indigo1

    There have been cases of people not knowing they had a dead siamese twin inside of them or even a parasitical living one. My best guess is you've had a long lost brother/sister twin living inside of you since birth and you are just now finding out about it.

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    • I've gotten scans done but they tell me there's nothing there, which I'm convinced they're lying about. I don't think it's anything dead because I feel the moving

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      • Indigo1

        Assuming you're serious, I would strongly recommend getting help from a Psychologist, It's nothing to be embarrassed about and all though it can be tough to come to terms with, You could have mental health issues that are causing you to perceive your body in such a way, it's worth checking out.

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        • I took psych meds before I found out I was pregnant then I stopped taking them when I quit the drinking and the drugs.

          But I took them for anger management not for being crazy or delusional.

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  • sarahJackson

    it's probably gas moving around you ninkenpoop.

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  • Dorellia

    how's the baby?

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    • I lost the pregnancy. I just woke up one day and I didn't feel anymore moving and my stomach looked flat. I haven't told anyone yet but I'm drinking myself into a coma everyday since then. I did nothing wrong I don't know how I lost it, I was so careful.

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  • Geirhardr

    Go to a therapist. You could be fabricating the positive test and your stomach bulging in your mind. I seriously recommend going to a therapist.

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  • llamalover

    get help from a Psychologist. Please.

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    • Why

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      • llamalover

        Because you are a DUDE. If you think you are pregnant then you need to talk to a psychologist because you have something wrong with your brain.

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  • Knightmare

    ... Pics or it's not real.

    Also, you don't drink do you?

    Use postimage.io, you can delete it later without an account.

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    • https://postimg.org/image/yq4pgdcdx/
      You can see how it's obviously a pregnancy shape not just normal fat. I think I'm four-five months along. Please tell me you believe me and aren't just going to say I have a parasite or that I'm delusional. I always work out, so there's no reason for me to be this incredibly fat and round which is another piece of proof that I'm pregnant.

      I drank heavily before four months ago, I don't drink anymore and stopped using drugs, I'm eating clean and all that, I'm not a monster I wouldn't do that to a child.

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      • Knightmare

        ...

        I'm not calling you crazy, and I actually applaud you for quitting alcohol. I just don't believe it though. Go Google "4 months pregnant", the shape is different. Heck, I can see your abs still! If anything, that's the first difference you'd see, more covering the abs and not much elsewhere.

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        • I think I look near identical to what they show for a four or five month pregnancy.

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  • RoyalSunshine

    you are probably just eating too much...

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