Is it normal I think i know where God is?

You are viewing a single comment's thread.

↑ View this comment's parent

← View full post
Comments ( 9 ) Sort: best | oldest
  • Damn. You're right. Whenever someone knows where he is, he goes somewhere else. This is one crafty deity. Hmm...

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • He's EVERYWHERE all at once, that's what I heard. So technically, he's IN the fridge.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • It makes me wonder how religious people have sex. I didn't even like being watched by a girlfriend's cat.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
          -
        • That's because the cat was GOD.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
            -
          • To be honest, the cat did think it was. She was lovely all the same, though.

            You're up late. You okay?

            Comment Hidden ( show )
              -
            • Noooooooooooooo!!!! But maybe I'll be OK tomorrow?

              Comment Hidden ( show )
                -
              • Well, I could toss some crappy platitude at you such as "Oh, I'm sure everything will be fine" but we both know it wouldn't make the blindest bit of difference. I do care enough to write this, though. That doesn't make much difference, either, but it's better than nothing.

                Comment Hidden ( show )
      • Of course he is! Who the hell do you think turns the light on when you open the door?..........and he said....let there be light. :)

        Comment Hidden ( show )