Is it normal I think i know where God is?

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  • God may be found in the very last place you'd look.

    Which is why I think he's under the fridge.

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    • Of course it's the last place you look. Why would you keep looking if you found him? :P

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      • Maybe he's so tiny that you weren't sure if you'd really found him or not. :P

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    • Well, in the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy he lived in a shack with a cat in a secluded place. Douglas has been right on other things like the origins of Ford Perfect so, I think it's highly possible.

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    • But isn't that now the first place one would look?

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      • Damn. You're right. Whenever someone knows where he is, he goes somewhere else. This is one crafty deity. Hmm...

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        • He's EVERYWHERE all at once, that's what I heard. So technically, he's IN the fridge.

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          • It makes me wonder how religious people have sex. I didn't even like being watched by a girlfriend's cat.

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          • Of course he is! Who the hell do you think turns the light on when you open the door?..........and he said....let there be light. :)

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