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God may be found in the very last place you'd look.
Which is why I think he's under the fridge.
Of course it's the last place you look. Why would you keep looking if you found him? :P
Maybe he's so tiny that you weren't sure if you'd really found him or not. :P
Well, in the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy he lived in a shack with a cat in a secluded place. Douglas has been right on other things like the origins of Ford Perfect so, I think it's highly possible.
But isn't that now the first place one would look?
Damn. You're right. Whenever someone knows where he is, he goes somewhere else. This is one crafty deity. Hmm...
He's EVERYWHERE all at once, that's what I heard. So technically, he's IN the fridge.
It makes me wonder how religious people have sex. I didn't even like being watched by a girlfriend's cat.
That's because the cat was GOD.
To be honest, the cat did think it was. She was lovely all the same, though.
You're up late. You okay?
Of course he is! Who the hell do you think turns the light on when you open the door?..........and he said....let there be light. :)
Is it normal I think i know where God is?
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God may be found in the very last place you'd look.
Which is why I think he's under the fridge.
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Of course it's the last place you look. Why would you keep looking if you found him? :P
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Maybe he's so tiny that you weren't sure if you'd really found him or not. :P
Well, in the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy he lived in a shack with a cat in a secluded place. Douglas has been right on other things like the origins of Ford Perfect so, I think it's highly possible.
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Damn. You're right. Whenever someone knows where he is, he goes somewhere else. This is one crafty deity. Hmm...
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He's EVERYWHERE all at once, that's what I heard. So technically, he's IN the fridge.
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It makes me wonder how religious people have sex. I didn't even like being watched by a girlfriend's cat.
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That's because the cat was GOD.
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To be honest, the cat did think it was. She was lovely all the same, though.
You're up late. You okay?
Of course he is! Who the hell do you think turns the light on when you open the door?..........and he said....let there be light. :)