Dude.It's not the pot fault.
You were born an idiot.And raised as one.
How can you devote your soul to satan if you haven't even got one? Have you ever seen,touched,smelled or in any other way found any proof of the existence of a soul?Did you?
It's normal to feel very agitated after a non stop pot binge like the one you have got into.I know.
I have been there.Don't wanna go back there again.
By which I mean the mental hygiene center.
You have got a few choices:
1)You go to a psychiatrist and tell him you have been doing immense amounts of green.He'll most likely diagnose you with a grass induced schizophreniform mental illness and put you on medications.Most likely Olanzapine.Which will make you fatter than fat Albert and eventually impotent.
2)You go cold turkey.Stop doing weed all of a sudden,And hope for the best.You might wanna lock yourself up in a confortable room with cans of food and bottles of tea and buckets for your urine and poo.You might also need something to hit,punch,kick,an enormous amount of lube,a fleshlight,distensive relaxing music,and some herbal tranquilizers.
Not pot tho.
Obviously.Come out of the room only when you are feeling less irritating and angry.Cutting yourself helps.But don't cut the main wires.And know it is likely to become another addiction.
3)All of the above with a chick instead of a fleshlight.But it's kind of dangerous.You might actually kill her thinking satan told you to.
4)Find the highest peak and jump off.
5)Smoke less and less pot each passing day.Gradually getting off it.Less weed in each joint and less joints per day.Until you are left with just one per day.Then zero.
6)Dial 666 on your cellphone and ask the devil to come claim your soul.
7)Get some auditing.It won't actually help but it will be fun.
8)Prepare yourself for a ruff ride cause you are gonna lose your mind a public place sooner or later and get deported to bedlam.
9)Join a secret cult of devil worshippers,for real,and see for yourself what they got in store for you.
10)Wear a tshirt with a dinosaur on it and the slogan:We will never forget!
Alrighty then.Don't let the clorpromazine shot hit you on your back.And have a nice scary night.
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Dude.It's not the pot fault.
You were born an idiot.And raised as one.
How can you devote your soul to satan if you haven't even got one? Have you ever seen,touched,smelled or in any other way found any proof of the existence of a soul?Did you?
It's normal to feel very agitated after a non stop pot binge like the one you have got into.I know.
I have been there.Don't wanna go back there again.
By which I mean the mental hygiene center.
You have got a few choices:
1)You go to a psychiatrist and tell him you have been doing immense amounts of green.He'll most likely diagnose you with a grass induced schizophreniform mental illness and put you on medications.Most likely Olanzapine.Which will make you fatter than fat Albert and eventually impotent.
2)You go cold turkey.Stop doing weed all of a sudden,And hope for the best.You might wanna lock yourself up in a confortable room with cans of food and bottles of tea and buckets for your urine and poo.You might also need something to hit,punch,kick,an enormous amount of lube,a fleshlight,distensive relaxing music,and some herbal tranquilizers.
Not pot tho.
Obviously.Come out of the room only when you are feeling less irritating and angry.Cutting yourself helps.But don't cut the main wires.And know it is likely to become another addiction.
3)All of the above with a chick instead of a fleshlight.But it's kind of dangerous.You might actually kill her thinking satan told you to.
4)Find the highest peak and jump off.
5)Smoke less and less pot each passing day.Gradually getting off it.Less weed in each joint and less joints per day.Until you are left with just one per day.Then zero.
6)Dial 666 on your cellphone and ask the devil to come claim your soul.
7)Get some auditing.It won't actually help but it will be fun.
8)Prepare yourself for a ruff ride cause you are gonna lose your mind a public place sooner or later and get deported to bedlam.
9)Join a secret cult of devil worshippers,for real,and see for yourself what they got in store for you.
10)Wear a tshirt with a dinosaur on it and the slogan:We will never forget!
Alrighty then.Don't let the clorpromazine shot hit you on your back.And have a nice scary night.
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Your mean 😂