OK. I did not really purchase the Walmart gift card. My other friend Kevin makes phony gift cards out of his house equipped only with a machine and a loud, mechanical, gaping robot anus that sharts blood everywhere. Aside from the blood, the gift cards come out perfect every time. But I did spend $598 on the sparkling orange ballgown. That idiot at the store customized it and promised it would be my size. THAT BASTARD LIED TO ME!!! Why op? WHY DID HE LIE TO ME?!!
Don't you see? Buying turkeys from smelly, toothless old people never pays off. The turkeys always take their shirts off and attempt to punch the shit outta me. That's what I get for trusting that old guy wearing white pants with the brown shit stains running down his legs. THAT'S WHAT I GET!!!!
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OK. I did not really purchase the Walmart gift card. My other friend Kevin makes phony gift cards out of his house equipped only with a machine and a loud, mechanical, gaping robot anus that sharts blood everywhere. Aside from the blood, the gift cards come out perfect every time. But I did spend $598 on the sparkling orange ballgown. That idiot at the store customized it and promised it would be my size. THAT BASTARD LIED TO ME!!! Why op? WHY DID HE LIE TO ME?!!
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What are you talking about?? Wtf!
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Don't you see? Buying turkeys from smelly, toothless old people never pays off. The turkeys always take their shirts off and attempt to punch the shit outta me. That's what I get for trusting that old guy wearing white pants with the brown shit stains running down his legs. THAT'S WHAT I GET!!!!